You might be a Calvinist If . . .

Always a source of good, clean (albeit off kilter) fun, Tominthebox News Network offers the Jeff Foxworthyesque You Might be a Calvinist . . .

• If your child’s first word was “Westminster”
  


• If you send your mother tulips on Mother’s Day
  


• If you’ve ever heard a wave of groans sweep through Sunday School when you refer to Romans 9
  


• If you’ve ever read parts of “The Bondage of the Will” to children under ten and prayed that it would change their lives

You can read the entire list here.

--The Catechizer